Bees.
I've written before about how much I hate bees. Loathe them. Terrified of them.
I'm aware that no one likes bees. No one has ever gotten stung and said, "Hey, that's fun!" But my fear borders on the ridiculous.
And the other night, I was talking to Rand about my fear of needles.
I hate needles, too. Once, when I was a reporter back home, I was doing a story on a local doctor who was practicing acupuncture. He invited me to come and watch a procedure, and I was fine. Fine. Until suddenly, I apparently passed out. I was standing there, taking photos of the acupuncture, and then I was sitting in a chair with a nurse beside me whipping out the smelling salts.
The first time I had an IV inserted was when I was 23 or so, when I was having my wisdom teeth removed. I was actually in tears when the anesthesiologist came in, because I was afraid of the big, scary needle...
Point? For the first time in my life, I connected these two fears.
"Bees are like flying needles," I exclaimed.
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Upon passing a sign that looked a whole lot like the one pictured above, Rand turned to me and said, "Is there really caribou crossing for the next two miles?"
Teehee. No, but it was a genuine Elk crossing zone.
As you may or may not remember, I hail from Elk County, PA. And you can indeed see genuine Elk there. Back when I was a beat reporter, I had to cover Benezette Township, which is the heart of elk viewing. (and not much else. Believe me.) But I did once come face-to-face with a real live elk on one of my jaunts down to Benezette. I don't know if you have any concept of how big these animals are, but let's just say that in a showdown with my car, my car would definitely lose.
Elk are large animals, weighing from 500 to 800 pounds.Oh, dear lord...there's a live Elk Cam. From About.com...Recommended elk viewing sites:
Winslow Hill - The most visited elk viewing site in Pennsylvania, with two established viewing areas, off-road parking, and portable restrooms. Other wildlife also commonly seen. Location: Winslow Hill Road, 3 miles from its intersection with Route 555 in Benezette.An actual view from the Winslow Hill viewing area:
And here are some other links...
The Pennsylvania Elk Herd
PA Dept. of Conservation and Natural Resources
Pennsylvania Rocky Mountain Elk Foundation
And I'm sure that's more than you ever wanted to know about elk. ;)|W|P|111992067800398588|W|P|What crossing?|W|P|27chronicles@gmail.com
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So today, I subbed at one of the suburban high schools. It amazed me that they either a) do not have a stricter dress code; or b) apparently don't enforce it.
I saw kids (girls) wearing things that I certainly would have been sent home for wearing. The afore-mentioned super short skirts. Tiny tanks with bra straps showing. Belly shirts. Shorts so short they'd make Daisy Duke blush. Not even kidding. My mother wouldn't have let me out of the house like that, let alone go to school that way.
I did have to give one little girl some credit...at first, when I saw her walking down the hall in a very Avril-esque outfit, I laughed, but when she got closer, I realized that the outfit actually appeared to have been put together in genuine punk fashion. Vintage pieces, rather than stuff bought at the mall.
A side note to that...I had a 7th grader write me a persuasive essay about how there should be more punk stores...at the mall. Like Hot Topic. Snerk.
And the preppy boys...ah, you could see the preppy boys a mile away,with their gelled hair and polo shirts with upturned collars (really. did this trend *have* to come back?) and shell necklaces. Gak.
I sit back and look, and I think, "Thank God I'm not them." ;)|W|P|111767823829985798|W|P|On kids and clothes|W|P|27chronicles@gmail.com